Full-Spectrum Santorum?

Rick Santorum claims to be a “full-spectrum conservative.” But what does that mean? Well, let's unpack it.

"Rainbow" could be another term for "full-spectrum" ...

And I suppose Santorum uses "conservative" to mean a true "Republican" ...

So now we have "Rainbow Republican" which seems kind of familiar. What could that mean ...


Wait, I got it! Santorum is a Log Cabin Republican! This totally changes the GOP race!


But it does not change my opinion of Santorum.