Squirrels?!?

Interesting weekend near the Motherwise-in-law's home. But this is the big news that hit the local paper:

I should mention that one of the "interesting" things that occured was ... gunfire! But I guess a little squirrel action is much more important news. That's right. It's almost as though they were saying: Rest easy everyone. Even though we won't tell you anything about the gunplay that occured practically in your backyard, aren't you glad you only have to worry about horny, not rapid, squirrels? Yeeesh!