Penguin Profiling

Denver International Airport takes security pretty seriously. TheDenverChannel.com has a short slide show of a pair of penguins that had to go through regular airport screening:

"It's not like I planned to hijack the plane to Antarctica."

Who says airport security is unimproved since 9-11? These penguins probably think things are pretty strict. I doubt either one of them could carry, let alone use, a boxcutter or a lighter. They sure can't claim to be victims of profiling. Somebody call Michael Smerconish (I think we have some material for the follow-up to Flying Blind)!