Respect behavior, not belief

From coloradoan.com ... This is nicely said.

Respect behavior, not belief By Steve Vallee A Pakistani cleric has offered a million dollar contract for a whack job on a Danish cartoonist. Oops, excuse me, criminals issue a contract for a hit; holy men issue a Fatwah. I guess that I am just not religious enough to understand the difference, This latest call to murder is about a cartoon. Another call to murder was about a novel, a piece of fiction, by Salman Rushdie that sought to stimulate discussion. These exhortations to murder raise a question. Is the Islamic faith of these people so fragile and delicate that it cannot bear questions or examination? There are calls from the Middle East and elsewhere to respect Islam. I cannot. Nor can I respect any belief system. I can, however, respect some adherents to many belief systems because of what they do and how they treat others. Their behaviors earn my respect, not their creeds, dogmas, folklores, superstitions or delusions. It is said that one's behavior defines more clearly than one's words. Perhaps it is time for everyone, Muslim, Christian, Wiccan, Hindu, Agnostic and Asatru to put aside the beliefs for a while and concentrate on an analysis of behavior and determine if one's behavior is that of a criminal or a decent human being. Extremism is no virtue; moderation is no vice. Steve Vallee, Fort Collins Originally published February 24, 2006

Why Dubai Ports 'Deal' is So Bad: U.A.E. and the 9/11 Commission Report

Holy Crap! Via Michael Smerconish's radio program this morning, I have heard yet one more thing that makes the Dubai Ports deal sound absolutely lousy. Apparently, in 1999 (one year after Bin Ladin's fatwah against Americans, but plenty of time before the 9/11 attacks) U.S. agents were tracking Bin Ladin in Afghanistan. But they were hampered in their efforts to nail him because he was hanging with "an Emirati prince or other senior [U.A.E.] officials" and the agents were worried about killing or injuring a UAE representative or causing other "collateral damage." That info is lifted directly from the report. Smerconish simply wondered if the UAE warranted a mention, so he flipped to the index in his copy of the 9/11 Commission Report. And he found several citings to point to page 138. From the report:

Page 138 | 9/1 Commission Report The United Arab Emirates was becoming both a valued counterterrorism ally of the United States and a persistent counterterrorism problem [emphasis added]. From 1999 through early 2001, the United States,and President Clinton personally,pressed the UAE, one of the Taliban's only travel and financial outlets to the outside world, to break off its ties and enforce sanctions, especially those relating to flights to and from Afghanistan.(165) These efforts achieved little before 9/11.

Smerconish has posted the pertinent passages from pages 137 - 139 of the report on his website his Must Read of the Day. I don't know how long it will be available at this link, so check it out now. You can buy a copy of the 9/11 Commission Report pretty cheaply, either at your local bookstore or from Amazon.com. Oh, and here is the big money question: Why am I hearing about this from a radio host as opposed to one of my elected officials?! Why hasn't a member of the 9/11 Commission come forward to denounce the Dubai Ports deal!?

Wet Hands

There is a zen koan that says:

In the sea of Isé, ten thousand feet down, lies a single stone. I wish to pick up that stone without wetting my hands.

How beautiful. How utterly poetic, right? Well, I'm sorry. But the only response I have for this statement is, "Good freaking luck with that one, pal!" Which is pretty much my reaction to the whole ports issue. I cannot believe that Preznit Bush and his administration would put major U.S. ports under the control of a state-owned business in the United Arab Emirates. When I first heard about this, I assumed that either it was a mistaken report, or that the Bush Administration would come to its senses -- or at least back off this deal -- after enough objections were raisd. So now I am even more outraged that Bush is so committed to this move that he will actually "veto any bill Congress might approve to block the agreement." What is up with this?! Is this a case of rampant political correctness? Is Bush trying to invite a catastrophe so that he has "proof" for going to war with another Muslim nation (read: Iran)? In this course of action, Bush is indeed trying to lift a stone from the ocean floor without getting his hands (or his political career) all wet. But it cannot be done. His hands are going to be sopping wet. And, unfortunately, when he pulls his hands out of this one, they could very well be drenched with blood. For more on this story:

• US to Sell Oversight of Ports (File under WTF?) Alternet.org
• US Port Purchase Update Alternet.org
• Bush Shrugs off Objections to Port Deal myway.com
• And In Case You Had Any Illusions of Safety Left runningscared.org
• Talking Points Memo, 02-01-2006 talkingpointsmemo.com
• UAE and American Ports: a Modest Proposal biglizards.com
• They Are All Profilers Now Michelle Malkin via TownHall.com
• Security fears about infiltration by terrorists washtimes.com
• Jimmy Carter Backs the Dubai Ports Deal newsmax.com

Hopefully that is enough of a sampling to get you informed ... and enraged.

Retrofilm!

Another update over at Confessions of a Serial Theater Lackey. I got word that the Algonquin Film Festival has a special retro treat for all of you. Enjoy!

Friday Pet Blogging | Bed Bandit Strikes Again!

Otis is an equal opportunity bed bandit. I've already posted a photo or two showcasing him usurping my sleeping space. Well, on Tuesday morning of this week, he slipped into Mrs. Brainwise's side of the bed. And she captured the moment:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

"Could you hit the snooze button for me? I can't quite reach it from here."

""Dude, go back to the Weather Channel ... I need to see if it's worth getting out of bed today."

It's amazing how much this numbnut looks like a little person in these shots!

More Pet Blogging See the Friday Ark, featuring a compilation of today's pet blogging posts, over at The Modulator. Check the M&O Archives for previous Milo & Otis appearances. Carnival of the Cats, coming at you every Sunday.

PsychoSex

I posted a link to a review (and a few pics) for the current Montgomery Theater production of Psychopathia Sexualis. Go check it out at my theater blog: Confessions of a Serial Theater Lackey.

Sidebar Updates

In case you didn't notice, there have been a few additions to ye ol' sidebar at the right:

• Støt Danmark! -- Added the flag banner because I couldn't find a small banner that says "God hates cartoons." And if you think Yahweh, Allah, or Mohammed have a problem with the funny pages, go talk to Thor about Stan Lee's work.
• Blogroll Updates:
• The Cranky Professor
Who has no problem using 4,500 years of written history to show you that you're wrong
• impetus java house by Ricia, an "Artist for Social Change" who resides in Calgary, Alberta Canada

Visit them often, but don't forget your first love, Prophet or Madman. And with that, we now return to your regularly scheduled surreality.

Hamming it up for ID

Here at Prophet or Madman, we -- and I mean "we" in the strictest of editorial senses -- do what we can to keep you dear readers informed and entertained. And from time to time, we feel the need to give a great big Prophet or Madman salute to an individual -- or even an organization -- who has gone beyond the call of duty in either brilliance or inanity. Today we must make the time for such a salute. As anyone in the blogosphere no doubt knows, there is a vigorous creationist movement right here in the United States. For those of us living in or near Philadelphia, the movement struck quite close to "home" last year in the form of the Dover school board trials. And it looks like the debate rages on. I don't know how recently this occurred, but a writer from the Los Angeles Times was present to record a small taste of Ken Ham, the Australian-born leader of the movement (he co-founded Answers in Genesis in Australia in 1979), as he trained 2,300 elementary students to reject much of geology, paleontology and evolutionary biology as a sinister tangle of lies. In Wayne, NJ.

Their Own Version of a Big Bang   

By Stephanie Simon

LA Times Staff Writer 

Feb. 11, 2006 | WAYNE, N.J. — 

Evangelist Ken Ham smiled at the 2,300 elementary students packed into pews, their faces rapt. With dinosaur puppets and silly cartoons, he was training them to reject much of geology, paleontology and evolutionary biology as a sinister tangle of lies. 

"Boys and girls," Ham said. If a teacher so much as mentions evolution, or the Big Bang, or an era when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, "you put your hand up and you say, 'Excuse me, were you there?' Can you remember that?" 

The children roared their assent. 

"Sometimes people will answer, 'No, but you weren't there either,'" Ham told them. "Then you say, 'No, I wasn't, but I know someone who was, and I have his book about the history of the world.'" He waved his Bible in the air. 

"Who's the only one who's always been there?" Ham asked. 

"God!" the boys and girls shouted. 

"Who's the only one who knows everything?" 

"God!" 

"So who should you always trust, God or the scientists?" 

The children answered with a thundering: "God!" [...] 

[Ham] urges students to offer creationist critiques of their textbooks, parents to take on science museum docents, professionals to raise the subject with colleagues. If Ham has done his job well, his acolytes will ask enough pointed questions — and set forth enough persuasive arguments — to shake the doctrine of Darwin. 

"We're going to arm you with Christian Patriot missiles," Ham, 54, recently told the 1,200 adults gathered at Calvary Temple here in northern New Jersey. It was a Friday night, the kickoff of a heavily advertised weekend conference sponsored by Ham's ministry, Answers in Genesis. 

To a burst of applause, Ham exhorted: "Get out and change the world!" 

...Ham's daily 90-second broadcasts — on themes such as life in the Garden of Eden — are heard on more than 1,000 radio stations worldwide. He's building a $25 million Creation Museum near the Cincinnati international airport. 

...Several Imax theaters in the South — including a few in science museums — have refused to show movies that mention evolution or the Earth's age. 

Bills that would allow or require science teachers to mention alternatives to evolution have been introduced in Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma and Utah. State boards of education in Kansas and Ohio adopted guidelines that single out evolution for critique. The governor of Kentucky used his State of the Commonwealth address to encourage public schools to teach alternative theories of man's origins. 

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At the very least, Ham considers the notion that one can be a Christian and still accept evolution as treasonous. He insists that the Bible be taken literally, and that means God created the universe and everything in it in just six 24-hour days (and then took a 24-hour break), and that this occurred roughly 6,000 years ago. He is so adamantly against teaching evolution that he places it "at the root of all social ills: abortion, divorce, racism, gay marriage, store clerks who say 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas.'" 

Phew. I gotta admire the man's devotion to his cause. But anyone who claims that the theory of evolution is responsible for divorce ... well, that's just plain nutty. But do not discount the man. He has too much support. Both here and in his own nation. That makes him not only nutty ... but dangerous. Science education is already at risk in the United States. I don't care if folks teach religion to their kids at home, that is the way things should be. But do not throw science out of the classroom just because it seems to threaten something written in a book, thousands of years ago, by a person or persons who had a limited world view.

Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep

First of all. I would like to thank all the folks who have added to the list of Chuck Norris facts that I originally posted here. I am not the author of said list. I, like all of you, am a mere admirer of the work. Well, as it turns out, Chuck Norris himself admired the work as well. So much so that he has teamed with Spreadshirt.com to bring you ...

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Use it often ... use it wisely!

"Special" Valentine's Day Cards

Ahhhh. Today is V-Day. And if that "V" stands for "victory", it's only a victory for Hallmark and all their competitors. But wait, you don't have to succumb to sacharine sentimentality on this day. You do have a choice. And if you still want to send that special someone a special message, well i-Mockery has a full selection of "special" Valentine's Day cards. Be forewarned, however. Do not read these cards if you are squeamish, if you are easily offended, or if you have no sense of humor. I, for one, have been quite tickled by their fare. For example:

In case the image is too small for you to read the message, it states:

Valentine: nothing says 'Be Mine' Like our Suicide pact.

See? Isn't that special? Disclaimer(?): The sentiments expressed by i-Mockery's cards may or may not reflect the views of Prophet or Madman. And if you ask for further clarification, I will still be quite vague about the whole thing!