My Birthday is Coming Up

And if you're really pressed for a gift, I would love to have one of these:

Granted, it has three strikes against it: It's expensive, I have absolutely no room for such a thing in my house, and my lovely wife would simply hate it. But would you just look at it. I mean really look at it. You have to admit: The Manhattan Casket Pool Table is truly a thing of beauty!

Thanks to Georg at Running Scared.