Happy New Year | Resolution

I really cannot make a better New Year's Resolution than Huey Freeman, the lead character in Aaron McGruder's strip, The Boondocks: "I resolve to mercilessly abuse my illusions and smack stupidity in the mouth. I resolve to never acquire a taste for the bitter lies I am fed. I am making a resolution for revolution!"

snip from BOONDOCKS strip (12-26-2004).

The full strip appeared on 12-26-2004, but I don't know how long it will remain available there (update: Still there as of 2/27/2019!).