Via Silver Horse Journal: Next time you’re running late
The next time you find yourself running behind, and you feel the need to excuse yourself, try this one posed by a customer at Little Mysteries Books:
"I'm running behind schedule because the aliens hadn’t set my watch correctly when they abducted me."
image credit: Wired
Good luck with that one!

1 comment:
I love it - I'm going to use that one :)
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