What Would MacGyver Hack?

I saw a great T-Shirt design today:

I'm thinking the usual paper clip, chewing gum wrapper and duct tape just aren't going be enough in this situation. Anyway ... I saw the MacGyver design over at The Unofficial Apple Weblog where Damien used it as the graphic for his post entitled Secrets of an Apple Tech Support Guy. In this post, he provides an interesting tid bit about translucent cases and suggests a few tools that qualify for the "never-leave-home-without-it" designation. I already have most of the items in my handy dandy toolkit, but I have to admit that I'm almost convinced that I need something called Apple's Black Stick. Do you have one?