"...When Chimps Attack"

The monkey wars are beginning. You have been warned:

Birthday party turns bloody when chimps attack

It's all fun and games, folks, until someone pisses off the monkey. OK, the story doesn't actually state that anyone provoked the monkeys. They escaped and attacked. No one is sure how they were able to escape, but everyone is very clear on the attack part of the story. And get this: the chimps that attacked weren't even involved in the party, which was actually for a former pet chimp (although the title made me think this was going to be about a childrens' party gone wrong at a zoo or something). Bottom line: Choose your pet carefully. And watch out for the battle lines. Best quote: ""Everybody was trying to get the chimp off." via Monkeyfilter